Sorry about that last post, guys. I’m sorry I spelled so many words right and had good grammar, I won’t do it again. I don’t want to get rejected by Americans like Kamala Harris for being too professional. I’m trying hard to connect with the other side, and I can’t do that with anything over a 6th-grade reading level. I’m not trying to make y’all think I’m of dem readin’ folk who feel all uppity cuz’ he went off ta onna dem fancy booklearnin brainwashin’ instituttons. I’ll try to be a little bit more of a retard, okay?
But, let’s break into the next subject: women’s rights. I mean, what is there to say? I’m not sure how to convey their importance to Americans (North, Central, and South included judging by voting statistics). No one hates women when asked, they only hate women through shown actions. But, if you ask them, forcing women to birth to dead babies is protecting women’s health. Nothing like sliding a fetus with no head out of your vagina, that’s certainly helpful to mental status I imagine. Builds character, or whatever the fuck the excuse is now.
It's wild though. I thought we were all enjoying this new generation of sexually liberated women possessing science that enables us to control exactly when we’d like to have kids. I thought we liked the fun sexual freedoms, ass-shaking, scantily clad outfits, not paying child support, not being worried about pregnancy, sex-positive attitudes, and all of that. Guess not. Maybe a society where women feel more comfortable having sex with guys is truly wrong and not what we want. I mean, being able to hook up with a bad bitch with no strings attached without worrying about pregnancy is a horrible, horrible thing that I can’t imagine any man benefiting from even a little bit.
Everyone likes to listen to the incels, and there’s no one more qualified to decide things for women than populations of men normally too scared to approach an average-looking girl sitting by herself at a bar. They said these sluts were evil for wanting to enjoy the nerve endings inside of their vaginas. Nothing is more American than letting sexual insecurity define the mistreatment of entire groups of people (African Americans).
Can’t blame the incels completely though, plenty of prudish Puritan people who don’t understand why women like fun also make sure to vote against women’s best interests too. The kind of people who make posts on Twitter about how they wear skirts below the knees, go to church every Sunday, do housework, and are allergic to basically all brands of normal fun but can’t find a husband (those men only want SLUTS). Huh, I wonder why nice-guy Puritan people have so much trouble finding sex when compared to those sluts and bad boys with their sexually attractive appearances, willingness to have fun, and often excitable lifestyles. God, what’s happened to America? Why do people prefer people who seem to have authentic fun in life over losers who sit around all day trying to please grandma’s sensibilities from 1945? Go figure.
See, I would target actual policies and arguments, but I’m not stupid yet, sadly. Despite what they say, we know what’s going on here. We know what all of this is really about, and don’t say replacement theory because that’s not quite it either. Replacement theory is just a side effect of the actual problem: (white) men have forgotten how to get pussy authentically. Not all (white) guys, just most of them. It’s odd, but I notice that the (white) guys who feed more into this stuff are less Larry the Lobster and more Kevin the Sea-Cucumber. There’s a very particular strain of loser-male leading the charge here, and no amount of hiding arguments can disguise the core problem: they have no game.
So now women are suffering. Guys like Elon Musk who are self-aware about how little pussy they’d get without any money are panicking at the idea of less materialistic futures and ways of thinking, so they’re participating/engaging with anything they think will help them stall societal progress and keep us stuck in place. They want to take things away from women to make them subservient and dependent, mostly because escorting is the only way a lot of these guys have ever had more than an iota of vagina. So, they associate women with monetary control, and their only tactic for getting women is monetary. They refuse to shave, clean up, be better people, be nicer, have better sex, or do anything to authentically help their chances, so to them, turning females into slaves is the only option for getting their little peters wet.
The Christian dogma is just deflection. “Hmm, I need a reason to justify why I’m not getting pussy despite that it’s obvious to everyone… aha! I’m ackshually not getting pussy because I’m a super-good Christian man who believes in the Bible and I hate you whores, yeah! S-So when you are telling me no on Hinge, I-I’m telling you no too b-because that strap on your bra l-looks too slutty! Y-Yeah, that’s it! I’m denying too! W-We are all denying each other and feeling rejected, not just me!” (He’s the only one feeling rejected and unwanted)
The abortion hate? Deflection. The very existence of abortion implies you had sex with someone that wasn’t them, and despite that these men objectively benefit from the existence of abortion, again, you’re reminding them that people are having sex with people that aren’t them. So, therefore, all people who get abortions must be dirty, irresponsible whores who only want bad guys. They’re also delusional enough to believe they’re the nice guys, so in their minds, if women have to be more careful about having sex, they’ll stop going for those nig- I MEAN BAD BOYS and consider whi- I MEAN NICE GUYS.
However, a lot of their plans for women include self-delusion so they don’t understand that this doesn’t make them appealing. Despite internet rumors, women aren’t spending all day having sex with bad boys until they have a kid, want stability, and decide they want smelly dorks with engineering degrees. The truth is that women are spending all day having sex with bad boys until they have a kid, want stability, and then they go find a more mature bad boy who can handle business and have fun too. At no point does Mr. Nice-Guy with his smelly STEM degree become more appealing. Part of why I’m also targeting stem degrees is that a lot of these smelly losers can’t parse that their ability to do math well isn’t appealing to women, especially since women are notoriously good at math themselves. We KNOW what kind of guys are up-in-arms over this women-having-rights stuff.
Oh, also, I know, I know… YOU hate abortion because you care about the lives of the little cell clumps! Do you know what I wish? I wish we had a machine that could determine if your future fetus would be LGBTQ, that way, they’d drop the whole act of caring about a baby's life. Y’all know if these fetus-lovers could know if their child would be gay, they’d be abusing the fuck out of abortion more than a crackhead with a breeding fetish. It’s hilarious because we know they don’t care about human life or giving it a chance. Honestly? I expect the argument that future fetuses might turn out gay to be more effective in changing their minds on abortion than anything else. Don’t lie, conservatives reading this. When I said LGBTQ detecting fetus killing machine, you went “huh… nice” in your head.
So why even debate that point? They don’t care about protecting the fetus's life, it’s just a convenient thing to hide behind. So many of their strawmen arguments also target this hypothetical, baby-hating woman with her breeding/abortion kink. You know who I mean, the woman who just wants to have sex indiscriminately with no consequences and who’s so evil for wanting that. I mean, who wants to have sex just for the sake of sex? Nobody.
Here's a truth though: fuck that fetus. The hypothetical baby-hating woman is valid, and if she wants to have indiscriminate sex and abortions right after, it’s her right. I’m not going to tell you that women need a reason for abortion, or that there needs to be some outside impetus motivating her decision. Simply put, I think she has the right to do what she wants with her body and that’s all that matters. Adding anything else to the argument is just legitimizing messages claiming that women need some kind of approval before they make body autonomy decisions. I’m sure that Mr.Fetus-chan won’t be missed. After all, there are a few million other women out there birthing babies as we speak. I’m sure Mr. Fetus-chan not being here won’t drastically affect our worldwide population of 8 billion.
Plus, we let you guys have cigarettes and alcohol, right? No reports on Robert F. Kennedy Jr targeting the rotten fruit juice responsible for most vehicular accidents. Women can’t have their “unhealthy number of abortions”, but I can go buy hundreds of chicken rings at White Castle with utter impunity. Aren’t negative eating and drug habits healthy? Should we also stop people from eating red meat???
Maybe I’m taking things too far, whoa. Imagine telling people they can’t eat meat, what a VAST overstep. I mean, WHO BENEFITS??? The environment??? Animals??? Don’t DARE tell real Americans what to do with the bodies of other creatures! There’s nothing more American than exerting cruel control over other conscious lives.
You know, maybe I have it twisted. We need to put more of an emphasis on how abortion robs something else of self-autonomy (that poor, poor intellectual fetus), maybe that will get Americans to support it. Americans hate being asked to consider others, but, there’s nothing we love more than ill-considering others. Women, stop telling people about abortion rights for humane reasons. Call it baby-killing, and make it about taking the rights of children. Then, maybe then… the conservatives will come around. They can’t help themselves. Who cares if it doesn’t make sense? Did y’all see this last election??? Just bring up taking something from someone else and they’ll jump at it like rabid animals regardless of it’s logically consistent.
We live in a society full of people who appreciate the Taliban’s efforts to promote women’s rights. So, woman, next time you think about doing something you authentically enjoy or engage in something that pleases you, remember: there’s a dirty, unwashed set of testicles that really, really wishes you were underneath him all day doing housework and pretending to be his personal maid. Stop ill-considering the precious little incels and their desires to control your bodily autonomy, okay : )
And smile more ; )
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